12. May, 2002 - Happy Mother's Day

Microsoft's Cash Woes. $40 billion (4E10) in the bank, and that's a problem? Apparently so. I should have such problems.
Microsoft convicted of software piracy. Oh, that's a real shame. Perhaps some of that $40 billion can go to pay the fines, easing their troubles. [cam]
States Call Microsoft Out on Music because Microsoft plays music within IE using Windows Media Player, rather than the application the user chose. Hey, there's a simple solution. Get a Mac. [some guy]
Telemarketing foe wins $5,000 in lawsuit. Cool. [some guy]
Ex-Scientologist Collects $8.7 Million In 22-Year-Old Case. Someone's actually beaten the Church of Scientology in court. [fark!]
Families of 11 dead illegals to sue U.S. because they died in the desert after getting lost. Perhaps the border patrol should mark the paths into America more clearly? Oh wait, they have. They're called roads. [fark!]
RGB Color Harmonizer Selecting colors for a website, for your bathroom remodel? Make certain they're at least somewhat compatible. See what matches your bright orange (255,128,0) shag carpeting. [Reed]