8. November, 2002 - T & A Friday

• Says here that Slobs Make Better Lovers. Hmm. Apparently the sock drawer's the key. Mine's messy.
• In Norway, a New generation chooses breast implants [not entirely safe for work]. Women over 35 who've broken up with someone are now signing up for implants in large numbers. No word on what the Norwegian men think about the trend. [fark!]
• But Does breast-size really matter? Well, most men prefer larger breasts, but when push comes to shove, they'll take what they can get. What a surprise, eh? Wonder if those Norwegian gals have heard about the survey. [fark!]
• Meet the Anti-Sex in the City Superhero [warning: popups], Terrifica, who protects single gals in bars from being seduced. And she's been doing it for the past seven years. Terrifica says she will continue carrying on her mission as long as there are still women getting drunk in bars, going home with men they barely know and feeling badly in the morning, wondering whether the men will ever call. [boing boing]
• In the products I didn't need to know about category: Sphincterine Asstringent makes your ass kissin-sweet and minty-fresh all day long. Plus, it tingles, they say. I'm waiting for the customer testimonial that says It's ass-tastic! [boing boing]
• Speaking of butts, the Colossal Colon Tour will start next March, too. As part of March's National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month 2003, the Cancer Research Foundation of America will lead a nationwide, 20-city Colossal Colon Tour from March 2003 to October 2003. Get your tickets to crawl through the 40 foot long colon! [boing boing]
• Finally, I'll occassionally browse the personals, and I've got a few questions. When someone says height/weight proportionate, I wonder Proportionate to what? And when I see in shape, I can't help but thinking to myself round is a shape. Am I being too cynical?

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